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Tonopah, Nevada [Aug. 21st, 2006|04:50 pm]
....We want to be out of Nevada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mechanic news is that we have a broken radiator tube. New one is on the way though it wont be done until tomorrow morning. The morning we went and hung out at an old west themed hotel/ casino/ restaurant. We used the internet connection and power. Back to the van for lunch. Tonopah is long, dusty, desolate and decapitating. It was told to us that it was a city. I think we will stay in the van all day, wait out the storm. Though the flies test our patients. Maybe we will chance it and go hunt down coffee and blank Cds.
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Beatty, Nevada [Aug. 20th, 2006|04:43 pm]
Wake up thinking it is way late. Gabrielle dreams that she lives in a mall and Will Smith is her boyfriend (also, Nikki McCarvill drives a taxi cab over water) Have to shake off the pleasant dream world and face our sad reality. Its only 8:30. Throw on our grubbiest clothes and head to the side of the road in an attempt to flag a cell-phone laden vehicle. Goal: reach our mechanic in Pahrump: What the fuck?!?!?!?! First car stops, kind old couple, no reception. Second, Dr. Richard Sullivan, our sun baked savior. No reception though he offers a ride back to Beatty, we’re on it. The man tells us how he owns a drugstore in Hollywood - Star Drugs, of course. The man had a son our age die a few months before, and could explain his generosity to help us. We drive the drive of shame, back tracking into a town we wished not to return to. Determined to find us a mechanic or tow truck, Richard flags down the first local we see, Tom (who later turns out to be the town drunk) who happens to be on his way into Lou’s Hardware and suggests we ask there. Lou is a kindhearted and sympathetic old gentleman, who gives us coffee and a saccharine donut thing. Mechanic situation is slim. Mechanic in Pahrump will not answer so I leave a , What the Fuck?!?!?! Sounding message on his machine. We are encouraged to get a tow back to town, so Richard is on the horn trying to get us a deal. Tow will be $150 for 15 minutes away. Dr. Dick leaves us (to go catch his flight from Las Vegas) with his card and $300, he just fished out of his pockets! Michael, with a long handle bar moustache, is our tower. Gabrielle entertains him with our sob story. Michael sits us and our van down in the shady park. Out of the 2 restaurants in town, we pick the Mexican one. Then back on over to the Amargosa toad general store. We meet the well known around town owners of this store. The wife is a witch!! The husband hunts down another local who knows mechanics. Pretty gruff looking guy, who seemed a tad mentally challenged. So kind all these town folk of Beatty. He can’t see any problems with the radiator or the coolant, though we can’t even get the fucking thing to start. Uh, Duh, maybe because we are out of propane, which makes no sense because we had just filled the reserve tank, though that was what made it die. After siphoning some propane into it and then going to fill it up, we knew that still wasn’t the only problem. Still the coolant wasn’t holding and things were hissing. We drive back to the toad store, chat it up with Jolene (the witch), we talk taxidermy. As gifts she gives us good taxidermy tips and a couple souvenirs of 2 dried toads and 1 dried lizard. A quick alien talk happened too. While we enjoy cold water and fruit popsicles outside, another rummy game is played, Gabrielle wins!!! Celia is almost done plucking one leg! Outside this toad store we meet our new best friend for a day, or new aunt or something. Shelagh, an exuberant, sun baked, bleached blond women who sits herself down by us and proceeds to talk non stop for the next 8 hours or so. She delves right into her life path/ past and sex life in the first hour. She is born in B.C. but is from Quebec, then Alaska, now Beatty, next Portland. She has just come back from Mexico and is delivering Jolene some “health food”. She loves rap, and calls her husband “dad” (he is an ex hells angel who used to hang out with Charles Manson, freak out!). “Wanna cruz?” she asks, and we head up to her old vaudeville cabin which is atop all the town on some interesting rocks. On the way up we stop in a trashy trailer park to deliver some old woman’s teeth from Mexico. Such cute aesthetics. Old stuff and fuzzy Alaskan things. Trailer as an extended bedroom. Beers on the porch, stories of mental/physical problems and the minds of cats are discussed. And were off to go see Rhyolite, a ghost town, sister town to Beatty. An old gold mining town, had 10, 000 people though it only lasted 5-7 years. There is an open air museum there and tons of decapitated buildings. Shelagh owns the building that was a general store, it is being transported to the Beatty museum. We saw some stray cats and wondered around the ghost town, old jail and brothel were the highlights. We hit the downtown bar. We hook Shelagh on dark Guinness beer, gamble with dice and make that jukebox sing. We head back to the Vaudeville cabin and try Curtis again (our mechanic). He reassures us he checked the things we were doubtful about, again he seemed genuinely concerned. Shelagh makes us a very needed dinner, delicious. Almost a full plate of meat (Gabrielle’s first steak ever!), topped with fresh Mexican goats cheese. A very American dinner. Chicken, steak, salad of iceberg lettuce with veggies and cheese, options of 6 different kraft dressings, rice, and steamed beans. We say our goodbyes. Shelagh gives me a present of old bottles and a book of traditional medicinal plants of the area, mostly Yucca mountain.
Poppet still faces every mile with a shutter, and as do we. Every noise and smell worries us. We pull over after 10 minutes of driving, hissing, we let it cool, replenish its fluids and try to start out again. Nothing! Nausea sets in, are we defeated again???? No, it was a silly mistake, with a slight adjustment of the gear we are on our way. Another almost ghost town is visited by us as we let things cool again. Plan of action: sleep in Tonopah and go to another mechanic in the morning. We get into Tonopah by 2:30, park by a gas station, sleep off the day.
- Celia and Gabrielle
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On our way north???? [Aug. 19th, 2006|11:56 am]
Van finished after much waiting around and playing cards, Celia Wins!, out of the mechanics by 2:30!
Lack of coffee and food up until this point made us feel heavily drugged. Lunch and coffee were consumed. Prickly pear was picked, pictures taken and off onto the heated highway again. We get about an hour and a half out of Pahrump, past AREA 51 (very open and strangely colored) and stop in at Beatty. The van is hissing and spitting once again. The shop is filled with very old petrified things and cowboy clothes. Try to hunt down a mechanic. Beatty is adorable, wished we had been stuck there. We finally find a mechanic and he convinces us we should be fine as long as we watch the fluids and keep driving it when its cool out. Very surly, cursing man. Parked in a shaded area we head into a grimy, though charming bar. Drink a beer, play pool, close game, though Gabrielle wins! So happy to be out of Pahrump and the air is getting cool. We cook up some dinner and then head off again as it becomes night. Drive for about a half hour, now we are on the side of the highway again, middle of no where, something in poppet is dead.
-Celia
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not quite out of Pahrump [Aug. 18th, 2006|11:55 am]
Check out. Library……subway…….kill time……..pharmacy…..card playing outside pharmacy……buy cheap animal shirts……ice cream in the casino, we try our luck with 1$……..see a drive-in with roller-skate waiters….star bucks/play cards, Celia Wins! (weird star bucks inside a grocery store)………outside grocery store, smoke a lot of Labrador, old drunk man blesses us with a kiss on top our heads…….star bucks again……..
Van not done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Though we get picked up to go sleep in the van for this night.
-Celia
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puking penis tiger and claws for a friendship necklace [Aug. 17th, 2006|11:53 am]
Wulfys, oppose to disgusting continental breakfast where they yell at you for fucking up the make it yourself waffles and all the coffee and juice taste like cleaning fluid. I kind of enjoyed the library walks. Found a dead something or other with chicken feet, hid it to pick up on the way back. Pretended to be interested in buying one of those pre-made, cheap homes they deliver. Picked out a county cottage themed one. Bought some groceries. Picked up our chicken thing. Went home and did the procedure of cutting off the claws (improvising for not being able to buy the expensive turkey claws from the chic taxidermy store in San Francisco). Wulfys. Celia plucks half of her leg hairs while watching TV and we receive bad news. The news being that the engine is fucked, new one is being bought and replaced and they should be done by Friday. Cost estimate: $1800. Pen tattoos of a puking penis tiger, fishing rod, sweet abs, trashed chicken and vomiting alien star.
-Celia
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(no subject) [Aug. 16th, 2006|11:53 am]
The long walk to the library, dusty shortcut past the billboards of fireworks and brothels.
Litter everywhere, though all the rusty tin litters the ground a little more appropriate to my taste. Around the towns cemetery are lots of fake dusty flowers. Mouths and fingers swelling with prickly pear spikes. Purple spit. Internet at the library, because I forgot my charger for my computer in the van. Another long walk across the cracked, dry dirt. “Home”. TV and bad news. Wulfys. Help papa!
-Celia
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(no subject) [Aug. 15th, 2006|11:52 am]
We are towed by Paul.
We learn about:
Pahrump history
Good vs. bad brothels
Don’t travel where they have parasites
The natives have a superior religion
Pauls wife is a hard workin’ women
Paul is also a biologist.
Gamble quails.
We learn we cannot stay in the van as we had planned cause the mechanic’s wife wont like it. Pack up and head back to the Best Western. TV and bad news. Dine at Wulfys casino, a total of 3 times throughout the next couple of days. Sheryl is nice, pizza is good, salad buffet, nice strong dishes and decent coffee.
-Celia
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First day in Pahrump [Aug. 14th, 2006|11:47 am]
Our first continental breakfast. Over to the mechanics to hear the bad news. Things in the engine are melted and cracked. They must send us to another guy, who is out of town a ways and will cost more in towing. We are given an estimate of $1000. The tow is scheduled for the next morning.
Time spent at the Mi Ranchito Market
At this market, Gabrielle watches a California women take her little shitzu out of her truck to bathroom in the parking lot. Before loading the pooch back into the vehicle, she takes a tissue out, wipes off its little bum and tosses the soiled paper aside. Gabrielle makes a new little boyfriend. We learn of the sleazy, though kind men who inhabit Pahrump. Sleep in the van.
-Celia and Gabrielle
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Death Valley wants us Dead [Aug. 13th, 2006|11:46 am]
…….Rising at the 6 am sunrise.
Bad coffee, bad pastry and an old drunken prospector .
D.P. “ Why go to Death Valley? U should go to Beady, Nevada.”\
G. “Oh yeah, how do you get there?”
D.P. “ Go to Death Valley. Hang a left, then, hang a right.”
G. “Oh. Thanks.”
D.P. “Uh-huh.”
Celia sleeps on as Gabrielle drives to the valley. Down a desolate 2 line old timey highway, as the sun climbs up the surrounding mountains, passed by no cars.
The turnoff to death valley feels somewhat ominous. Drive for 2 hours and it was getting hotter.
Arrive in park limit, stop and gaze at immense vastness of the stunning vistas.
Celia joins in awake ness.
Drive to Panament springs (confused always for Pimento grove).
Celia picks some prickly pear cactus to eat with our breakfast we order at the restaurant /hotel/R.V. parking/gift store/ bar and giant smoothie stands.
Prickly pear (later found out it was unripe) tasted like pear/fig/kiwi. Also known as Indian fig. The waitress tips us off about a swimming hole fairly close. We drive down an incredibly rough, dusty road and park in a make shift parking lot. We set off following the river, which started out as a trickle of water in a crack in the desert. Slowly the trickle gets thicker. We spot our first lizards. We admire all the subtle beauty of the desert, the pastel colors are so so pretty. Skeleton plants that crumble upon touch. The walk is about 20 minutes. Around the corner of dust and mountains is a tiny lush little waterfall and swimming hole. The pristine, private feeling it has results in us sunbathing and swimming nude. In the little hole we see toads and find a jack pot of silky clay. Full body clay masks were put on and a warrior photo shoot was in order. The clay was also filled with gold glitter (fools gold). A wash off and 7 lizards later we were back at the van and off to the next town. Furnace Creek. Though huge smoothies and roadrunner chasing was another little break.
Now midday the temp is getting close to 50 degrees and we are climbing a 4000 foot elevation mountain. The second boiling coolant problem happened in the second hottest place in the world. We fill up the coolant and set off down the mountain. It drops to 300 feet below sea level. Windows open only send in the hot hot air. We pass through stovepipe grove, the massive sand dunes and the devils corn field. 20 minutes from furnace creek the engine shuts off. I pull off to the side road. Poppet vomits again. We hitch a ride back to Stovepipe to buy more coolant, the workers there think we are fucked, though we press on through the blazing heat back to our van. There is absolutely no refuge from the daystar in Death Valley. Upon our return a tower happens to be passing by and checks up on us. Retired Dale. Hard workin’ man. Too kind. We manage to drive 2 miles and die again. Dale loads us up. We get to furnace creek, though there are no mechanics in Death Valley. We make a decision to get a $300 tow to the nearest town. Dale is a classic American elder and he loves a huntin’.

Pahrump, Nevada. We drop our van off at the recommended mechanics. Obnoxious lights worsen our mood and a sleazy casino motel turns us down. We have a stressful little run around to find ATMs and eventually settle into a Best Western.
Beds, head space, television, hair dying, 2nd shower time, champagne and stuffing ourselves out of shock ends this day.
-Celia
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Bunny vision goggles [Aug. 12th, 2006|11:45 am]
Gabrielle NEEDS pancakes. Breakfast is IHOP. Celia cannot escape pancakes, IHOPS special ingredient in the omelets apparently.
A short old lady at IHOP wishes she had Gabrielle’s height and tells her if she had problems with short men then tell ‘em to just put on some heels!
After a bookstore in the mall across from IHOP we head downtown to find a used bookstore.
Purchase: Death Valley Wild Flowers
California Wild Flowers
More coffee.
Still cannot find the mysterious red flower that led me to a skull though.
Had a lost wallet scare but then headed to BUBBLEGUM ALLEY!
Tagged it with gross gum.
Out of town by 4.
Quickly, it turns into a windy no mans land. Many oil rigs and dead little fuzzy guys.
There, is our first hare sighting. It was a dead hare though. Pull over with intentions to photograph it and perhaps skin it. Though we are now distracted by a bubbling liquid scare, forgetting the hare. Some maybe gay ranchers pull over to give advice. The boiling radiator coolant subsides and we continue, planning to get it checked out in the next town. Button willow is the next town. The time was 6 and it was 37 degrees.
In Button willow (Spanish speaking town) we buy fruit popsicles, propane, corn nuts , slingshot and a blue tub to do dishes in from a dingy gift store with pageant clothes, cowboy boots, cosmetics, and little girl hair things.
Meet a friend named Gravy, the bulldog.
We forget about the bubbly problem.
Bakersfield is disgusting.
Mojave is disgusting, and we get off track. Lost. I bet the Mojave dessert is gorgeous though. It is for some reason very far from the City Mojave though. Passing along the highway at sunset on our way into dry lands. My sunglasses played the illusion that the sky and setting sun were blazing red and the passing semis made the wind bark viciously through my window.
Did some star gazing during a driving break. The clearest night yet.
So many dead little fuzz y things.
Celia has bunny vision, Gabrielle does not.
Little Lake is a little lie!
Sleep at a rest stop next to the big guys.
Though Gabrielle does not sleep……… Celia has nightmares.
-Celia and Gabrielle
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Fairwell Santa Cruz [Aug. 11th, 2006|11:42 am]
Departing from Santa Cruz, say bye to the locals at the café and to our companions on the road. Zannie and Tony head back to north California. We take the south coastal route. Past the legendary, surprisingly small, Big Sur. Destination: Death Valley. The day seemed very gray, an unlikely thing. Intuitions to wear seatbelts for the first time on the trip came up. After being witness to an accident, a lady was injured and being attended to in the middle of the road by other travelers only.
Ambulances were on their way and we passed by.
Wishes for whales over all the bridges.
The skys lightened up and the only available coffees were from a very swanky resort along the highway.
We are in Saint Luis Obispo by night. A small freak out about no propane in the town and on empty almost lead us into bubbos pizzeria for $1 pints and pizza. We hear of a gas station out of town, head there and park on a residential street. We pee on their lawns, leach their internet and drank peach champagne.
-Celia and Gabrielle
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Hear Ye! Hear Ye! [Aug. 10th, 2006|01:13 pm]
Attention Dear Friends of Poppet,

Just in case ya'll didn't know, we have been backdating our entries according to the days they took place. Thus, although it may not appear fresh on your friends page, we have a lot of new ones and we're ALMOST up to the current day. We are treating this as a career, and try to spend as much time as possible weaving our tales of bewonderment for the enjoyment of your rosy-cheeked selves.

Sincerely,
The Ladies,
All Girl Summer Fun Road Trip '06
Santa Cruz,
California,
AMERICA
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California beach littered with youth,bonfires ad mexican trannies [Aug. 10th, 2006|11:40 am]
Just a day of hanging out, doing errands, and meeting up with Jess for a day. Gabrielle finally finds a cello bow. Dinner of chips and beer by the beach accompanied by a little bonfire. Ghost stories told until the beach security guard kicks us off.
Rowdy night in Santa Cruz. By the time some shows let out we were asleep though quickly woken by some odd shrill voices. A huge slew of Mexican trannies were all giddy and drunk, running around the parking lot, bouncing off cars and eventually speeding off into the night. Soon after there was a smaller party outside of the van. Three trannies with two guys trying to take them home. We have a good view to spy from upstairs van. “No, you cant have this! I want American man! I don’t like Mexican!“ Tits flashing, lips pouting. After the two guys leave, there is more standing around smoking and giggling. “ I have to peeee!” , as one girl pulls out her dick, and her tits (???) and pees on the car they are leaning on.
Soon after the owner of the car comes. “Oh sorry, honey. Is this your car?” Was said somewhat mockingly and they stumbled off. The wet area around the car was eyed suspiciously, but they were easily distracted by each other. “I am going to Israel!”, stated one guy and was then tackled by the other. A very intense couple of moments passed of the two men deciding if they were wrestling or wanting to make out. Each had each other by the shirt collar, pushing and pulling, then almost a kiss, push away and pull back in. Overwhelmed with the confusion they pile into the car and leave.
Asleep again.
-Celia
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California beach littered with youth and bonfires [Aug. 10th, 2006|11:40 am]
Just a day of hanging out, doing errands, and meeting up with Jess for a day. Gabrielle finally finds a cello bow. Dinner of chips and beer by the beach accompanied by a little bonfire. Ghost stories told until the beach security guard kicks us off.
Rowdy night in Santa Cruz. By the time some shows let out we were asleep though quickly woken by some odd shrill voices. A huge slew of Mexican trannies were all giddy and drunk, running around the parking lot, bouncing off cars and eventually speeding off into the night. Soon after there was a smaller party outside of the van. Three trannies with two guys trying to take them home. We have a good view to spy from upstairs van. “No, you cant have this! I want American man! I don’t like Mexican!“ Tits flashing, lips pouting. After the two guys leave, there is more standing around smoking and giggling. “ I have to peeee!” , as one girl pulls out her dick, and her tits (???) and pees on the car they are leaning on.
Soon after the owner of the car comes. “Oh sorry, honey. Is this your car?” Was said somewhat mockingly and they stumbled off. The wet area around the car was eyed suspiciously, but they were easily distracted by each other. “I am going to Israel!”, stated one guy and was then tackled by the other. A very intense couple of moments passed of the two men deciding if they were wrestling or wanting to make out. Each had each other by the shirt collar, pushing and pulling, then almost a kiss, push away and pull back in. Overwhelmed with the confusion they pile into the car and leave.
Asleep again.
-Celia
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(no subject) [Aug. 9th, 2006|11:00 pm]
At a point in the night we were all woken by the van a rumbleing. All our minds thought, " were we just crashed into?".
Zannie informs us a branch fell on the van. oh alright, nothing to fret about, back to sleep. As we eventually wake up, it is to a bunch of people murmuring, wondering if anyone was in the van, what had happened? As we pull back the curtains all to see was branches. Half of a tree fell onto the van. City workers were gathering around and putting up crime scene tape. The chainsaws were reved up as well as the huge truck to grind up the tree. Very dramitized situation.
An extremely hot day.
For some reason, silly, it was spent at the cafe and in the van eating hot food. Eventually we go to the beach to swim. How quickly then the sun goes down. No Zannie for most of the day.....she went to a craft thing.
With cash finally in our pockets we dine out. But not before watching the a huge orange full moon set over the sea, on a cliff. Our dinner was at a "hip" cheasy 50's restaurant. The tables/people to spy on were,
-young ones on dates
-threesome with a cult leader and 2 russian vixens, sharing a sundae
-"Cant hardly wait" 90's movie doppelgangers
-the happy bendy straw waiter who tought it was sooo obvious what a vegan riblet would be.

Again sleep in a parking lot....by another tree.
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(no subject) [Aug. 8th, 2006|10:58 am]
It is now the next morning and before any of the VAN sleepers awake via their own natural alarm clocks or rise to fill their ow needs, SLUMBER is disturbed by two shady-eyed Santa Cruz cops! Oi! There has been a call apparantly, and startled, we are also forced to start the car and vacate our shady parking spot. YES. We are a meth lab. YES. Your neighbours are watching (before this happened we joked about writing a song called "We Are a Meth Lab" based on an article in local paper about suspicious and cumbersome vehicles parking on the quiet streets of S.C. -Gabrielle) As Zannie greets the cop she notices the time on his digital wrist watch: 9:11, and the wry humour encourages a scantily clad Gabrielle to haul us over to Perg's yet again. Coffee anyone?

-Zannie

And we're off again...
After quick coffees and another pauper's breakfast (1 croissant split 3 ways) we say our temporary adieus to Zannie and take off to the hillside forests of Santa Cruz. Our destination is the studio home of our potential new boss, a local artist who is seeking models to depict on his ceramic vase art. We drive for miles up the countryside that is just another parallel Victoria: we eventually make it to his studio, a little unnerved, but pots in his driveway give us hope that he is not a psycho. We discover a dream house, one of many!! Broken objects, skulls and coloured rocks are in his gated haven. A huge studio of giant pots. A somewhat manic amount. Fantasy...somewhat obviously twisted, but harmless enough to feel totally safe. Only a little awkward and a lot of awe. We shared interests in bones. In his collection: a cat skeleton, lion skull and a FULL HUMAN BABY SKELETON (when we asked him where he got it, he mumbled incoherently about a "doctor") A house with great height to suspend his fantasies from. Plans to reconvine on Thursday and a homework assignment to go see his current show at the Santa Cruz Museum of Art and History, as his complimentary guests.

Sun....coffee....a haircut turns into confetti spread throughout the cafe patio and also all over Gabrielle's computer and in various friend's coffees (a little piece of Zannie for everyone!) $2 wine from Trader Joe's and picnic food, stolen basil. The best spot on the river in the Garden of Eden, by our constant parade. The watering hole is filled with boys (or "teenagers" as they are often referred as) fishing for crawdads. We watch a juvenile crawdad fight (so sad as one of them was holding his own dismembered claw in his still working one) feasted, dunked (aka showered) in the river, tried to chase a lizard and won an uphill marathon on the way back. Also, we cheered on a left-behind ducklin, tripping over a shifty bridge, we found reishi and turkey tails and escaped the panther/haunted forest just before nightfall.

BACK TO THE CAFE....

-Celia + Gabrielle

Thanks to the good fortune of having a local pal, we are able to rent the episodes of our beloved Carnivale where we last left off in Victoria. Instead of calling it a night and hunkering down to watch, the gang sits on the patio at Perg's, drinking a clandestine bottle of vino & begins downloading lyrics/mp3's for Chim Chim Cheree, a song that the MOMINOKI girls agree has to be in our repetoire. By beginning to sing what we know, we attract two young Mary Poppins enthusiasts, one of whom has an acoustic guitar + insists we find the tabs so he can play with us. Once said tabs are retrieved, he announces that he does't know the chords. Surly cafe staff boot us to the curb for closing, and a collective decision is made to take to the streets and busk (a term most americans are unfamiliar with). Our new friends, Checkers + Curves (nicknames Gabrielle bestows upon them based on the shirts they are wearing, and also her totaly inability to remember anyone's name) are eager to tag along and hang out with us and our coveted citizenships ("We LOVE Canada!!")

Deciding to set up camp in front of the GAP heartthrob on the main drag, we unleash furious renditions of any songs that come into our brains and even if someone doesn't know it, the improv vibe is high and I have to say we sounded pretty awesome, particularily a rollicking + mournful powerhouse cover of "In The Pines". Our tunes attract a hippie w/ a hand drum who challenges Gabrielle to a percussive soundoff, and she begins to form a special kinship with her washboard. Instruments change hands frequently, songs turn into new songs, songs are made up and learned ("MatthEW the Pedophile", "Penguins: What is Your Deal?") At one point a tankered bum approachs Celia (operating under her pseudonym Cecile) and offers to buy her a beer. She politely declines and the fella disappears, only to return a short while later carrying a massive keyboard under his arm. When asked if he had batteries in it, he muttered something and sped off (never to be seen again).

The sidewalk traffic is fairly sparse, it being almost 1 am at this point. However the odd amused passerby tosses a coin into the fur bonnet. Our biggest audience is a gang of thugs, some recruited by their pals especially to see us.

The head homie says, "Look I brought some friends over - they saw you dancing like ballerinas. Do that again. And sing a song about weed".

"But we don't know any songs about weed*".

"No, sing a song about good weed".

At one point the ladies start singing the A.G.S.F.R.T. '06 fave "Milkshake", and one honky thug declares "We hate that song in Seattle". He is wearing Mardi Gras beads. Asked if he went, he answers "Yeah I been there. I been to every party. Man, Girls Gone Wild was there, know what I'm talking about? Bro, that shit was HOT!". Um, right.

After about an hour, fatigue sets in and Poppet beckons. We tally up the evening's grand total earnings: one dollar, sixty-seven cents, to be divided six ways. We bid bon soir to our new chums, and motivate ourselves to stay alert while longer in order to watch Carnivale...the computer dies during the 2nd episode, a sign it is sweepy-time. We fall into slumber surrounded by the nocturnal rustlings of the Santa Cruz public parking lot.

-Gabrielle

* The next day I realize that I know several songs about weed, including "Because I Got High" and that Sean Paul one where he says "legalize it" a whole bunch.
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(no subject) [Aug. 7th, 2006|03:26 pm]
The as of yet un washed all girl summer fun road trip '06 members take showers and smoke ciggerettes in the sunshine. We talk about film, making our own "wizard of Oz" and the philosophy of MTV and pop music. Soon we beat in downtown in pursuit of pancakes- its 2:30 pm and those who serve are closing!-Although we have little money tanning itself on our horizon, we drop out of a breakfast (with their jams in our pockets) and do Mexican at the Taquria Valharta once again. Then its Pergs, which we refer to constantly and appropriate the nick name for our own use in no time. As we find a picknick bench and plant ourselves with colored pencils, a chatty crew of Santa Cruz locals falls in beside talisin and swarms the table. Gabrielle and Zannie discuss the parallels here with BAT world...hrm...ha...dopplegangers...ah..yes yes...or the line.... Soon the idleness of the afternoon takes root in our hearts and eyes: today the weary group will rest for greater deeds. Zannie decides to take a nap, but then attemps to phone tony, when he shows up as if it had been delicately timed. She takes off with him and promises to be back steadily for continued summer fun. --but dissapears for hours.>> Details of "hours" the two later inform others that they took a secret tour of Santa Cruz: sneaking into noneless than 1 hottub and pool, 1 treehouse, 1 sushi restaurant, 1 movie theatre, and 1 garden before wandering the town and talking evil metaphysics.
Gabrielles and Celias details of those "hours" are: hours at the cafe focusing on our made up job of documenting our travels. A small purpose in current life. Somebody buy me a cookie please! A middle aged Cali local chats us up. "Any cute boys in BC?", "Do you have the dollar or the euro?" and many, "oh thats nice"
Repark the van after a ticket, on a residentail street where some dudes thought was a safe haven to smoke their pot, we frighten them while cooking our dinner, of emergancy packaged food. Setting on lone chocolate chips opposed to cookies. A fright from some cops whose flashy car beautifully sillouted the inside of our van. Return to the cafe for the last half an hour drag of it. Watch $3.99 popeye cartoons and off to bed. -celia
As midday turns to midnight poppett is parked off cedar street and makes a righteous transformation itself: moonlight movie theatre for two. Popeye is played and claimed a superb roadtrip purchase. After watching Celia and Gabrielle hit the sak with a 9:30 alarm for the next mornings modeling apt. to greet them. Zannie, Tony and Talisian,thus arrive at the sleep dusted van and whisper outside if for a while before talisin takes off and Zannie and Tony inch inside to rest their eyes together.
-Zannie
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To the taqueria!! [Aug. 6th, 2006|09:49 pm]
So broke we share 1 burrito between 3 of us plus free chips and 2 cinnamon-honey coffees. Meet Zannie's friend Tony @ the cafe (our new 3rd home) Being broke but inventive we don't buy cap guns, instead we construct guns + masks with cardboard, tape, spray paint, sharpies, stockings and nature. Zannie wished to meet Talisman, her other Santa Cruz friend, under the guise of a masked attack. Hiding out in a bush, hanging with Rogue the kitty (who DIED the next morning! R.I.P. little guy!! -Gabrielle) waiting for the fella. The plan of attack failed due to Talisman's unexpectedly punctual arrival. As we walk down the street, armed and masked, he spots us. We RUN! Sloppy attack. Talisman (Talisen) seems strangely familiar, he fits perfectly into our lives. We soon head off to the beach with a 5 litre box of wine and a little whiskey. ($2.50, "Ancient Age" mickey -Gabrielle)

-Celia

MAN the booze here is cheap!! (But not the cookies) The beach we proceed to patronize is "Natural Bridges", and after a descent from the dunes to water's edge and ADDITIONAL journey over some tricky tide pools we arrive at a petite and private cove. One scattered Mexican family sets the scene as we settle in- "just how many kids does this guy HAVE?". Towels down, cups dusted, wine poured we commence to hop up and dance in the sand, build sand castles, smoke Zulu & play in the surf. But LO + BEHOLD! Unexpected we are beseiged by a TSUNAMI! or almost at least: a giant wave pushes up on the beach thoroughly soaking our stuff and selves. In retreat and recooperation we find and explore a lush bog*. The pool of standing water in overrun with green slime + floating bacteria. But the water is warm! Talisen is the first in, and followed, eventually by all. However it is not long before the mystery of the BOG overwhelms us. Gabrielle submerges herself up to her neck and floats in the shallow 2 1/2 feet. The sparkling sun sneaks across the water and cloaks Gabrielle in the epitome of picturesque, but also seems to hint at darker things below. One and then another Talisen + Celia are cut at Bog's Depth - oh! what such creatures live below? This frightful + lingering mystery eventually encourages all to nearby rocks where we perch and guzzle more wine from an aluminum bag. Yet always the sight of action beckons to the group. Following Tony's initial "PEE in the BAMBOO" ( Celia pees in the bamboo and proclaims "I'm pissing all over the ants and they're running for their lives over my feet!" -Celia) make their way to a log, fairy fort and idyllic swan inhabited pond. where Celia tries to give the swan medical advice about his overactive thyroid problem There we roll through the grass & daisies, and do acrobatics off copperwire X's.

Back to the beach to gather our goods and onward to the VAN, not passing up the opportunity to pee. As she passes by the bathroom Zannie steps inside, and when she exits she spies 1 Celia and 1 Gabrielle locking lips on a nearby bench! She pretends not to see but registers the tally on the makeout log nontheless**. Inside our trusty caravan the group proceeds to cook bunny pasta. Although the apparantly outrageous hour of 7 o'clock, a park ranger moves the fire from our stone under our asses - SO MUCH FOR SOBERING UP, IT'S TIME TO GO! Celia is quick behind the wheel and down West Cliff, we make it to a TACO SHOP. A bit of a bump into some concrete pillars ("ALL FINE") and head to the house Tally is sitting: "M + J'S". Smoking pot + playing truth or dare, all eventually retire for the evening.

-Zannie


*That will skirt the line between "TREAT" and "THREAT".

**Yeah well we put YOU GUYS in the makeout log too!!! -Gabrielle
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S.F. continued... [Aug. 5th, 2006|11:49 pm]
As we all pulled ourselves away from this dead animal heaven we returned to the Poppet to leave la ville, but not before driving through the Tenderloin (junky territory). Our goose chase for propane starts again. We drive through every outskirt town (aka HELL) Where I am bound to end up there again eventually at Celia's Mexican food restaurant. "NO 'PANE!!" We get to Santa Cruz on the safety of the reserve tank. We put little Poppet to bed, and hit the town. Used a fancy hotel restroom and tagged it, twice. The only graffiti in the restroom (find murder gloves).

More cheap beer!!! We head to the boardwalk and sink our little feet into the warm, soft California beach (excluding Zannie, the local). We ran along the crashing waves and settles in to drink our brews by the year round carnival. The carnival screams and squeals as our background choir. We start a new tally: how many couples making out on the beach. We played a long game of song tag. Without any intentions we are drawn to the carnival grounds. After a failed attempt at traying to sneak onto a ride, a lady gives a huge row of tickets for free! These tickets get us onto 2 rides each. Our OH MY GOD I'M ON A SCARY ROLLER COASTER pictures never showed up on the screen:( Down the roller coaster we make indian war cries. After our rides, we sample ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM BALLS and checking out latino gangsters we tried to phone Zannie's friends. No answer. Back to Poppet and to bed.

-Celia
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San Francisco continued......Haight Ashbury [Aug. 5th, 2006|10:31 pm]
Once we have carefully concealed (though really not that well) bag of anchor beer in hand, the infamous free love playground of yore awaits the toe taps of our road weary feets. More like a Camden market/ any major cities crazy shopping district, I guess I figured I would see more traces of this place ala summer of love. No one is dropping acid on the street corner, no magic buses blasting sitar psychouts, just homies in convertables, faux heartthrobs in the gap windows, the usual display of freaks and geeks you find everywhere. And of course there are some classic junkies in a fight screaming classic fightin' words of, "whats your problem???" "YOU!!!" resulting in a few fists thrown around and meth infested slushy flying through the streets. Celia adds in



We peruse the tranny costume emporium until Zannie is kicked out -not for chugging a brewskie but for taking photo of Celia rolling in boas, the inconceivable kitch on display. We take some cliche tourist shots by the haight/ ashbury junction (with gap heartthrob in background) visit the foremost bling store, which is dizzying with its wall to wall glitter and gem- inspires me to write a song about vomiting sparkles, which is what I would have done had we not bolted.
Realizing we've most likely overstayed our welcome at McDonalds, we arrive back to discover in horror, a $60 parking ticket on poor Poppets windsheild...boo hoo! but luckily Celia and Zannie sweet talk the parking cop into letting us go scott free (we're so poor! We're Canadian! (they all love Canadians) We just wanted to see your beautiful city! Look at this cookie we bought!) All ends well and we hightail it over the steepest streets in the universe to Mission District in search of the McSweeney pirate store. Wow! Yo ho ho! What a perfect place. Glass eyes, eye patches, beards, maps, comics, drawers filled with secrets and treasures. Quill pens, fake rats, barrels, trunks, gold coins and an aquarium that you can sit and watch in a old theatre type setting. very enchanted store. Purchase, one piece of red coral. But the true bounty is to awaited next door at Dream store # 2: Paxton Gate Treasures and Oddities, which the gals wholeheartedly agree that we have truely died and entered paradise. I definately imagine the afterworld containing everything in this store. Walls covered in majestic taxidermied creatures, drawers filled with skulls and bones, undersea gems, old timey science tools, peculiar carniverous plants, bookshelves filled with the latest from Crispin Glover, a whole section devoted to circus freaks, beautiful map books and nature compendiums, graphic novels and gothic photography, plus skeleton leaves, pinned bugs and butterflys, jars with sharks and turkey claws and even chimera type taxidermied animals.This is us when we are richer yuppies. We gush to the employees about how much we love the place and want to move in, they tell us they are looking for help and that they teach taxidermy workshops, oh why don't we live in San Francisco? Purchase, one fox penis bone.
-Gabrielle

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